I WAS BARELY 17 AND I’D ONCE KILLED A CUSTOMER WITH A MILK DUD

He had it coming, too. I used to do hiring- interviews, orientations, everything related. As much as people make my skin crawl, those interactions I was totally cool with. Other managers tended to hire poorly. Other managers were crummy educators. This isn’t vanity, that was self-preservation. When I was HR my building brought in better …
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The Next Year

Relatively speaking, of course. Somewhere around 12 or 13 she began rebelling against the camera in a big way, I’ve got over a thousand pics from the first dozen or so years, only a couple hundred in the decade since. I don’t have any kind of weird longing for her to be a kid again, …
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YouTube sucks.

I mean, folks post music all the time. Almost any song I’ve ever needed, I’ve been able to find copies of on YouTube readily enough. But the creators are gonna flip their shit over the little bits I’m putting in front of the 5 people who would have watched this? Jerks. Also turns out nothing …
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Seeking an Ally Sheedy for the End of the World

I was watching ‘Wargames’ the other day, and it may very well have been the first time I ever watched it though decent speakers. I swear there were notes in those music cues that I’ve never heard before. “Wargames’ has always been a fun watch, if a little on the weird side. The hero being …
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AMC Theatres: A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Yep, I said it. There’s another good booth story, but it introduces our second villain before you’ve even met the first. AMC had a handful of villains along the way. There was the micromanager, the bad mom, the thief, the stooge, the two backstabbers, the two paranoid headcases, and those are just the ones off …
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Working on the 35mm chain gang.

One more “good” story before the fun ones. My dad worked for a while as a deckhand on a riverboat. It wasn’t 1920, just the midwest. That was the cool job in his life. Mine was in the projection booth. AMC has always been a massive thing, with resources to support entire subcommunities of operations …
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