Avengers, Assembled, and Packaged for Consumption
Dinner theater tonight is the first Avengers team-up. So much toxic masculinity being ejaculated all over the screen!
Anyway, I want to see the Infinity War that’s all about Thanos trying to double the amount of food in the universe, and the Avengers dying to stop him because their very existence is owed to a consumer paradigm.
Then an Endgame set after Thanos has won. Hunger has been eradicated, and humanity’s conceptions of scarcity have been fundamentally altered. It’s been five years since anyone has been angry enough to legitimately threaten the planet. Meanwhile Scott Lang is in a depression over the 30 pounds’ worth of Mango Fruit Blasts he’s put on before he realizes that a more active and healthier lifestyle is just a quantum jump away.
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davetwsprocket
Dave didn't get the memo until, like, just now. He is capable with arranging words, but only just getting started at getting those words to actually do anything. He is motivated by a disrespect for authority, and towards finally doing what's right. He's good with people, but that's a learned skill- his natural inclination is to be far, far away. He's a Leo.